Did You Know?

Did you know that ~

~ cuticle creme only works if you remember to apply it?

~ when your dad gives your dogs too many treats at least one will throw up in the car on the way home?

~ a duck's quack doesn't echo - but that doesn't stop your dogs from chasing it into the creek and getting all wet just before you go home?

~ nasty neighbors will do shitty things to you and your other neighbors regularly, frequently, and completely for no reason?

~ it's a bummer when your sister cancels movie night, even if she has a somewhat legitimate excuse?

~ 35% of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married?

~ the strangest people with the worst behaved dogs come to the dog park on the weekend?

~ you can't get money out of the ATM when you leave your card at home?

 

~ Indian food is most delicious?

 

 ~ it takes 37 muscles to frown, but only 22 to smile?

And that about sums up my day.

How was your day today?