In honour of the playoffs please enjoy the Hottest Hockey Player Awards 2009!
Hottest Frenchman - Antoine Vermette (Tie) Vincent Lecavalier
Runner up: Jean Francois Jacques
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ... ce soir?

Hottest Captain - Mike Richards
Runner up: Jarome Iginla
"What's that captain? Take my pants off? Aye aye!"
Runner up: Jarome Iginla
"What's that captain? Take my pants off? Aye aye!"

Hottest American - John Michael Liles
Runner up: Marty Reasoner
God Bless America!
Hottest Import - Henrik Lundqvist
Runner up: Mikko Koivu
I would strip search them when they come across the border!
Hottest Goalie - Carey Price
Hottest Midget … Oops I mean “Little Person” - Martin St. Louis
5'9" may not be short in the real world, but in the NHL it just won't cut it. Wait, it's still short in the real world.
Hottest Ex-Canuck - Peter Schaefer (Tie) Nolan Baumgartner (Tie) Marcus Naslund
I'd rather run into them than any of my exes!
Hottest guy who looks like he should be on “The Bachelor” - Rick Dipietro
... and I bet it'd be "The Most Dramatic Rose Ceremony EVER!"

Hottest guy who should get an AIDS Test - Jose Theodore
Two words: Paris Hilton. 'Nuff said.

Hottest Guy whose Name I can Never Remember - Brad Stuart
Who?

Hottest Guy that's Engaged to a Cougar - Jarret Stoll
He's 26, Rachel Hunter (Rod Stewart's ex) is 39. You go girl!

Hottest Guy that looks like a Soap Opera Star - Sheldon Souray
Like sands through the hourglass...

Hottest Guy I've met at the Roxy - Shane O'Brien (Tie) Brent Seabrook
Don't try and figure out which blog story is from which guy... you will lose.


Hottest Old Guy - Mike Modano (Tie) Brendan Shanahan
These men brought to you by Viagra!


Hottest Ottawa Senator - Mike Fisher
Runners up: Wade Redden, Jason Spezza
He's dating Carrie Underwood... but I'd let him dig his key into my 4-wheel drive!

Hottest Guy that is my Future Husband - Taylor Pyatt
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful...

Hottest Sell Out - Sidney Crosby
This guy has peddled everything from Tim Hortons to Upper-Deck to Reebok to Gatorade... Props for looking awesome shirtless though!

Hottest Eskimo that Nailed a Country Broad - Jordin Tootoo
Oh I'm sorry... Inuit that made love to a sweet girl? I'm talking Kellie Pickler here people! She may be slightly retarded but she's got blonde hair and big boobs and that's what's important, right?

Hottest Babyface - Kari Lehtonen (Tie) Derick Brassard
Runners up: Gilbert Brule, Mason Raymond
Don't worry... they're legal!


Hottest Calgary Flame - Rene Bourque
Runners up: Matthew Lombardi, Mike Cammalleri
They're so hot... they're on FIRE! (Sorry, couldn't help myself.)

Hottest Guy that shares a name with a Hypnotist - Marc Savard
You are getting sleepy... veeeery sleepy. Hope it's not GHB!

Hottest Guy that's Banged Elisha Cuthbert - Sean Avery
Runner up: Dion Phaneuf
Gotta love a guy that fights dirty and calls another dude out for having his sloppy seconds!

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