almost halloween

halloween, the one day that i can be as creepy as i want and not get ridiculed for it.
now i really don't have anything planed this year, but i really want an Alice costume from Alice in Wonderland. the reason is because i kind of want a maid costume, and Alice costume is baicly one but in light blue color.

Costumes are expensive and i don't want to juast use it for one halloween, so if i do end up getting this type of costume i'll probably do photoshoots with it and add to my gallery on deviantart.com. :)

DBSK, hotter than EVAR!

Warning: If you don't want to be turned on like New York on New Year's Eve, please press the back button. The following images have been proven to cause 3rd-degree burns, hyperventilation, and divorces. allkpop is not liable for any physical or emotional damage wrought by the sex manifestation that is Jung Yunho.

Here's the sitch. The Japanese government was concerned with it's population growth. The U.S. State Department reports that Japan's present growth rate is not even growth, it's shrinkage: an alarming -0.139%.

Enter the South Korean Secretary of Sexual Security, Jung Yunho. For a covert, but oh so public, government operation in Kobe, Agent Yunho was brought on stage with a sexy cripple (for sympathy), a prince (for the classy ladies), and two other guys (extra eye candy never hurts).The audience, blissfully unaware of the oncoming lustbomb, enjoyed the concert just like they would any other pop concert. And then, it came.

And then, they came. They all came. Japanese condom sales increased by one sextillion overnight as government officials high-fived each other, reveling in their success. Japan's projected growth rate shot up to an astounding 8282%, as other countries hurried to hire the triumphant savior Agent Yunho and his band of Dong Bangs.

And Japan lived happily ever after. Hell, they even handed over Dokdo.

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Do U-know about Yunho's Yunho? Well, you're about to because U-know Yunho just redefined what it meant to be a member of DONG bang shin ki. I guess little, or rather large, Yunho was finally tired of hiding in the shadow of Yunho's pants, and finally came out to say "Hey! And you thought Yunho was HUGE in Asia!"

Girls, please have someone nearby ready to do CPR before you see the next part. Guys, well there's nothing wrong with admiring God's fine work, just make sure no one is around when you do it.

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Exhibit C

Also, you guys should know about their sexy performance in Tokyo LIVE! It's really something, a must see! It also happens to be in HD, ENJOY!