Hottest Hockey Player Awards - Hottest Guys in the NHL

Well ladies and gentlemen... I've (with the help of Nicole) finally narrowed down the 40 Hottest Guys in the NHL into categories.



In honour of the playoffs please enjoy the Hottest Hockey Player Awards 2009!



Hottest Frenchman - Antoine Vermette (Tie) Vincent Lecavalier

Runner up: Jean Francois Jacques

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ... ce soir?

Hottest Captain - Mike Richards

Runner up: Jarome Iginla

"What's that captain? Take my pants off? Aye aye!"

Hottest American - John Michael Liles

Runner up: Marty Reasoner

God Bless America!

Hottest Import - Henrik Lundqvist

Runner up: Mikko Koivu

I would strip search them when they come across the border!

Hottest Goalie - Carey Price

Runners up: Marc Denis, Andrew Raycroft

The only time goalies score... is on me! Just kidding!

Hottest Midget … Oops I mean “Little Person” - Martin St. Louis

5'9" may not be short in the real world, but in the NHL it just won't cut it. Wait, it's still short in the real world.

Hottest Ex-Canuck - Peter Schaefer (Tie) Nolan Baumgartner (Tie) Marcus Naslund

I'd rather run into them than any of my exes!

Hottest guy who looks like he should be on “The Bachelor” - Rick Dipietro

... and I bet it'd be "The Most Dramatic Rose Ceremony EVER!"

Hottest guy who should get an AIDS Test - Jose Theodore

Two words: Paris Hilton. 'Nuff said.

Hottest Guy whose Name I can Never Remember - Brad Stuart

Who?





Hottest Guy that's Engaged to a Cougar - Jarret Stoll

He's 26, Rachel Hunter (Rod Stewart's ex) is 39. You go girl!





Hottest Guy that looks like a Soap Opera Star - Sheldon Souray

Like sands through the hourglass...





Hottest Guy I've met at the Roxy - Shane O'Brien (Tie) Brent Seabrook

Don't try and figure out which blog story is from which guy... you will lose.





Hottest Old Guy - Mike Modano (Tie) Brendan Shanahan

These men brought to you by Viagra!







Hottest Ottawa Senator - Mike Fisher

Runners up: Wade Redden, Jason Spezza

He's dating Carrie Underwood... but I'd let him dig his key into my 4-wheel drive!





Hottest Guy that is my Future Husband - Taylor Pyatt

Easy, Breezy, Beautiful...





Hottest Sell Out - Sidney Crosby

This guy has peddled everything from Tim Hortons to Upper-Deck to Reebok to Gatorade... Props for looking awesome shirtless though!





Hottest Eskimo that Nailed a Country Broad - Jordin Tootoo

Oh I'm sorry... Inuit that made love to a sweet girl? I'm talking Kellie Pickler here people! She may be slightly retarded but she's got blonde hair and big boobs and that's what's important, right?





Hottest Babyface - Kari Lehtonen (Tie) Derick Brassard

Runners up: Gilbert Brule, Mason Raymond

Don't worry... they're legal!





Hottest Calgary Flame - Rene Bourque

Runners up: Matthew Lombardi, Mike Cammalleri

They're so hot... they're on FIRE! (Sorry, couldn't help myself.)





Hottest Guy that shares a name with a Hypnotist - Marc Savard

You are getting sleepy... veeeery sleepy. Hope it's not GHB!





Hottest Guy that's Banged Elisha Cuthbert - Sean Avery

Runner up: Dion Phaneuf

Gotta love a guy that fights dirty and calls another dude out for having his sloppy seconds!