One of my exes texted me the other night and was like "What's up?" to which I replied "Just got home from the pub." and he went "So what are you doing?" and I wrote "Going to bed, it's 1:30am."
Then he said "I got stabbed the other night."
WHAT the F!!??
I said "What the hell!! ... Why... Where... By who?"
He replied "so breakfast tomorrow?"
Yeah... Getting stabbed... Not a big deal at ALL. Bacon is MUCH more important!
PS. No Nicole and Jayme, it's not Matt so don't get upset!
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