Perfecting Holiness- Day 6

Today was Open-Air Service. That is when we have our service outside the church on the street. It was a lot of fun, we were dancing in the street, singing and rejoicing for the world to see. It was a great service. Afterwards, I rehearsed with both the girls and the womens' Praise Dance Team. Let’s just say I was exhausted by the end of the day.

Perfecting Holiness- Day 5

AMAZING! That’s all I can say about tonight’s service. The speaker was an awesome, on fire, Man of God! He was really a teacher more than anything. He was teaching the youth about letting go of certain things in our life. All I can say was it was AMAZING! Tomorrow is outreach service; we are taking it to the street. The Minister’s wife wants me to design for her, I have a new client! I am so excited! Off to work!

This Girl's Got Balls ... Not Literally

A quote from Kate Winslet, from the upcoming issue of Allure, courtesy of PerezHilton.com:

“Depends on the character. Let me tell you, The Reader was not glamorous for me in terms of body-hair maintenance. I had to grow it in, because you can’t have a landing strip in 1950, you know? And then because of years of waxing, as all of us girls know, it doesn’t come back quite the way it used to. They even made me a merkin because they were so concerned that I might not be able to grow enough. I said, 'Guys, I am going to have to draw the line at a pubic wig. But you can shoot my snatch up close and personal.'"

I like this girl.

Are You People Never Satisfied?

So, I've been asking around to the boys how they liked that post about the 15 hottest ladies... and you know what I get? Them telling me which ones they disagree with. Come on! I slaved over Google Images for hours finding the hottest pics of the hottest ladies for you all. Grrrr!

I would like to point out however, that my page with the hottest hockey players is doing a LOT of business. I have around 20 people a day (I would say girls but you know there are some hockey-player-loving gays out there) visiting my blog who have searched that on the internet. I would just like to say there was a need in the market and I filled that niche. You're welcome.

The Singer

A few months ago I had a guy that I was seeing for a bit, and there is just SO much so say about him being a douchebag. Even though this is the last real tell-all some things are still not blog-appropriate.

Things started out innocently enough. A few flirty texts back and forth and me being really shy when we met (yes, when I like a boy is pretty much the only time I get shy.)

On our first date things got a little hotter and heavier than I would have liked... but that's what a third of a bottle of Smirnoff will do to you.

From then I had to drive to see him, never him to see me, and it was only when his family was away. Apparently it wasn't acceptable to bring a girl over that doesn't go to church.

Then all he wanted to do was send dirty text messages 24-7. As someone who's never really been vocal in the bedroom this doesn't come easy to me. It just got annoying. Sure, I love to get a sweet text from a guy that says "Hey babe, can't wait to see you later" or "Just want to kiss you right now," or something like that, but the dirty talk doesn't do it for me.

Then he tells me that he doesn't want a girlfriend. Fine. I'm totally OK being friends. But, he wants to fool around. I tell him that I don't want to be a booty call... and he insists that since he "likes me" that it isn't one.

Umm let me see here. People who aren't "dating" but fool around... What's the word for that again? BOOTY CALL!

For a while the manipulation worked. What a girl will do for a guy she likes, I tell ya! Then I finally grew a brain and got rid of him.

I will say one thing though. Boys are meant to lose their virginities in their 'teens. You know why? When people are repressed bad things happen. And in the case of boys losing their virginities at the age of say... 23 *AHEM DOUCHEBAG* bad thing happen. Please, please, please... look into getting a sex therapist.

It's Been a While! Updates!

Yes, it's definitely been a while since I've updated my blog, and this one isn't gonna be too long either since my ass is sweating like crazy and I'm sliding around on this leather chair. Gross but I don't make this stuff up.

As of now I've been working twice a week at a dental office in Langley as a real-life, full-fledged dental hygienist! Yay! Besides that just keeping busy with friends and errands and what-not.

I do have something to say though: I've got to thinking lately (and taking some advice) that I need to calm down a little bit on what I write about guys on here if I ever want to get a man. I don't want people thinking that this is just a game for me. It's not at all. I'd actually like to have a boyfriend. A lot. If I had a guy I liked I wouldn't write bad stuff about him... I would write good things, or nothing at all. I don't usually write a whole lot about guys anyways until after they're long gone. I just seem to meet such losers that I can't help myself.

So... Before I calm it down I need to get one more out. It's that bad. Please enjoy "The Singer."

Perfecting Holiness- Day 4

I….need…..caffeine…bad. I have been drinking tea for the past 3 weeks to show to the Lord I can give up what I depended on the most. But because of the Youth Convention, I have been sleeping for about 4-5 hours a night max. I am so tired, its not even 10:30 in the morning and I can barely keep my eyes open. It is so worth it though. Last night service was amazing. The topic was “It’s Time to Make a Move”. I am telling you that after last night, I can really say the Youth won’t be able to go back to how they used to be without consciously knowing that is not where they are supposed to be. Apostle Stanley Gorrell was an amazing speaker. It seems to get better and better everyday!