Back to the daily grind

Well Christmas is over, and New Years, and I start my new job tomorrow.

Friday was my last shift at the restaurant and it was uneventful. My manager did give me a "Rocky Mountain Bearfucker" shot though. I mean what's better than 151, Jack Daniels and Tequila all rolled into one? A whole bunch of people that were working that day hadn't even heard that I'd quit so I didn't get a big send-off or anything. Whatever, farewell jerks!

Christmas and Boxing Day were ok. I got lots of gift cards so I can buy myself stuff I actually want. I have one sweater I need to take back but it's exchange only, those bastards. And it's from Randy River, who I didn't even know sold girl's clothes, so it might be hard for me to find something thats not too manly. As for Boxing Day, the best part was when we got home and my sister went to bed and me and her bf stayed up, smoked a fatty and watched "House of Wax." It wasn't good but I figured any movie with Paris Hilton in it would have been worse.

Yesterday was New Years eve, and it also was just ok. I went to this gay party in Delta, then went to downtown Vancouver. We made it to the pub with about 20 seconds til midnight, so good timing. I wish I had just gone to the hockey party in Chilliwack. Maybe I would have actually had someone to make out with for the new year. That 18-year-old would be there and turning 19 at midnight so I wouldn't be a total child molester anymore.

On Wednesday I went to a bar with my friend. She had a baby 6 weeks ago and it was her first fun night out. We got a hotel room and everything and partied til 5. I also kissed the DJ. His name was "Storm," U know, like X-Men. The best part though was that even though my friend lost most of the baby weight already she still has a little belly so she wore these huge granny panties that held in her tum-tum. Not that there's anything wrong with grannies ... they're a hug for your bum.

Anyways ya, Tomorrow= First day at New Job= Danielle is SCARED SHITLESS!! Oh well what can ya do. And I have to wake up at like 6 which I'm not lookin forward too. At least I'm gonna be making fat money­. Cha-ching!!

New job ... new sexy businesswoman clothes!

Well I've finally done it ... quit my job serving! I got a new job at a constuction company (no I'm not a butch, I'm working in the office) and I start January 2nd. I'm happy to be quitting 'cause we are short on managers so we keep having the owners manage and they can be real pricks sometimes.

Anyways last night was my friend's birthday and we went to Roosters and she got just SHITTERED. And the sad thing was that even though she couldn't even hold herself up it still didn't discourage guys from hitting on her. That is the lovely world we live in. I also got to sit right beside her while she hardcore made out with this guy in the limo. Thanks bud.

I also hit on 2 different guys last night ... I mean walked upto them and started a conversation. And I never just do that. I must be getting desperate. The first set of guys had this "I'm too cool" super-coolio attitude so I just walked away and the second one looked promising but I lost him. He's a twin from Burnaby.

I saw this guy I know there, and we used my phone to send his friends that were with him dirty text messages cause they wouldn't recognize my number. None of them really sent anything that great back though, which was dissapointing. I mean if someone sends me a dirty text I'm gonna send something interesting back.

Anyhoo it's almost Christmas and my friend is staying over Xmas eve so that should be interesting. And by interesting I mean a drunken good time.

I ain't sayin she a golddigger ...

Sunday night was the Kanye West concert, and what a drunk night that was! We were a little luckier than our friend who almost got kicked out for blazing on the 2nd level.

The concert was really good. It was a fun show and we were cuttin a rug the whole time. Fantasia (that chick that won American Idol) was the opening act and she sucked ass. It was a lot of her not really singing but screaming the way all black girl singers do and she sounded like a cat in heat. Plus she kept yelling "I love you Vancouver!" I mean gimme a break, stop pretending you like us so we don't have to pretend we like you!

The next day my friend was mad at me 'cause I accidentally left open the door to her hamster cage and it got out and caused a ruckus. I felt really bad about it, but the dumb thing had gotten out before. Anyways she wants to give it away now, which I think is a good idea. A girl that is about to turn 21 does not need a pet hamster.

Anyways I got an email today saying that a one of my agencies has a position in Richmond and they are doing interviews tomorrow so I might head out there, but it depends on my work schedule. Plus she must have emailed me a few days ago and I didn't get it until today. THIS IS WHY WE USE THE PHONE FOR IMPORTANT THINGS PEOPLE! SO I GET THE MESSAGE RIGHT AWAY!

lickalotapuss to you too

My search for work is going o-tay. I've been on three interviews at three different agencies which have gone alright. I also had a call for a receptionist job at Just Ladies Fitness, but it would be the 5:15 in the morning to 1:30 in the afternoon shift and no way in hell will I drag my ass outta bed at 4:30 to go to work.

Last week was my staff party. It's the only nice thing they do for us all year and there's an open bar. The highlights included 2 guys falling off the bar, one onto the food table. It wasn't as fun as some years...probably because there isn't really anyone there I'm interested in making out with this year. Plus I had an interview the next day so I couldn't drink, which was a downer.

Another topic of interest this week is that my friend informed me that this guy who I used to really like (and fooled around with a couple times) told her that he wants to date her. I don't really like him like that anymore so I told her to go for it. I don't think they will work out anyways cause they have totally conflicting schedules, and he isn't exactly her type. She likes mature guys who are going somewhere and are gonna make lots of money... and well he's in construction. To give him credit though he is extremely good looking, like Brad Pitt sorta, and hes fun... And well she needs to get some so all the power to her.

Also last weekend was my other friend's staff party downtown. I got really hammered at the pub and by the time we got to the Roxy I just wanted to leave. Me and her went home and had a good chat and I threw up and ate some perogies and went to bed on a half folded out futon. It was cold so I took the furry hood off my winter jacket and was wearing it. Oh yah and I forgot, her boss gave me a dinosaur for Christmas and I named it LICKALOTAPUSS!

Anyways tonite is the Kanye West concert so that should be really good, and on Tuesday I think I'm going to the Ozone, which is totally a yucky bar but fun and cheap and that 18-year-old is gonna be there.

Don't worry bloggy, I didn't forget about u

Well I haven't written on this thingamabob in a whole week and now I have to sit here and think hard about what I've been upto...

Friday night working at the restaurant sucked because the kitchen was so friggin SLOW. I had a table whose appys and entrees both took a long time and they complained that they were pissed off about the service ... well what am I supposed to do? Hop into the kitchen and make the food myself? RIIIGHT

I've been going on monster.com hardcore to try and find a job being a receptionist or an office assistant. I really wanna find a job where I can work 9-5 in a professional environment, and not have to wait on drunk assholes. I also want to give myself a reason to wear the oh-so-cute trousers I bought the other day. I had a phone interview where the lady said that I was friendly and it was good that I had customer service experience, but I think they wanted someone who had been a receptionist before. I mean come on... If I can do calculus I think I can type and answer the phone!

Tonight I was supposed to go see the Harry Potter movie with my friend but she got a ticket to the Canucks game at the last minute so she ditched me. I totally don't care beccause I would have ditched her too, plus I have a cold anyways so I should probably stay home and get over it.
This Saturday is my friend's work party and I'm going to it with her and then Tuesday is my work party so at least I have something to look forward to. Hopefully I can find someone to flirt out with at her party ... I need a pick-me-up.

Just call me Demi ... or a puck bunny??

The ferry ride back from Victoria was uneventful. Then that night my friend Lola called and begged me to come out to the bar and since according to her I had to be a "baller" I obliged. She knows a couple of guys on the hockey team that was in town to play the Canucks so we were hanging out with them which was pretty cool. One of them was pretty good-lookin' and we danced and stuff....Then he told Lola that I was hot and he wanted to bang me and asked me to go back to his hotel room. As much as I'd love to be able to brag that I nailed an NHL player I had to tell him that I just wasn't that type of girl...

The night wasn't totally uneventful though, I did spend a lot of time cuddling with this one guy on the Chilliwack Chiefs. I kinda felt bad cause one of his teammates had called me to come out to the bar, but he left early so too bad for him...

That guy had told me he was 19, which isn't great but I can handle a guy a little younger .... but the next day at work I found out from one of the hostesses that he's actually 18. Born in friggin 1987!!! I'm a pervert! And he lied to me! But he told me he can get Canucks tickets any time he wants because he got drafted by them so I wanna make him take me to make up for lying... And I kinda wanna see him again in spite of the fact that hes so young. Why do I like 'em young??

on the island of misfit toys

Right now I'm at my friend's house in Victoria waiting for her to drive me to take the ferry back home. I came out here for a visit for her birthday.

My friend has a new bf named Tjerk. It sounds like "Jerek" (he's Dutch.) Da. Anyways they are constantly touching each other and making out and it makes me wanna barf. They do it in class too, I've been told. And at the dinner table.... I've been witness to that one. Oh and speaking of the dinner table, this one guy Tjerk knows came and sat at our table for five mins when we were at the restaurant having dinner, and my friend gave him a play-by-play of when I threw up the night before. I swear I wasn't that drunk... it was the cheese smokie!!

Last night her 60-year-old, lesbian landlord and her Japanese student were supposed to make us some curry shrimp but they bailed on us to go see the Santa Claus parade. I mean who's more important ... hot girls or Santa? Tough call.

This is the first time I've visited my friend and haven't made out with a boy. I had my eye on this half-Asian guy but it just didn't work out. I think I wasn't drunk enough to really bring out my A-game.

A good thing about last night was watching this guy get half raped by this girl that was just obliterated. She had managed to unbutton his shirt and me and my friend kept egging her on, like: "lick his bellybutton .... ok, ok, now his nipple!!" All the while we kept giving the guy the thumbs up.