Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Hottest Hockey Player Awards - Hottest Guys in the NHL

Well ladies and gentlemen... I've (with the help of Nicole) finally narrowed down the 40 Hottest Guys in the NHL into categories.



In honour of the playoffs please enjoy the Hottest Hockey Player Awards 2009!



Hottest Frenchman
- Antoine Vermette (Tie) Vincent Lecavalier

Runner up: Jean Francois Jacques
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ... ce soir?







Hottest Captain - Mike Richards

Runner up: Jarome Iginla

"What's that captain? Take my pants off? Aye aye!"





Hottest American - John Michael Liles

Runner up: Marty Reasoner

God Bless America!





Hottest Import - Henrik Lundqvist

Runner up: Mikko Koivu

I would strip search them when they come across the border!





Hottest Goalie - Carey Price

Runners up: Marc Denis, Andrew Raycroft

The only time goalies score... is on me! Just kidding!





Hottest Midget … Oops I mean “Little Person” - Martin St. Louis

5'9" may not be short in the real world, but in the NHL it just won't cut it. Wait, it's still short in the real world.





Hottest Ex-Canuck - Peter Schaefer (Tie) Nolan Baumgartner (Tie) Marcus Naslund

I'd rather run into them than any of my exes!







Hottest guy who looks like he should be on “The Bachelor” - Rick Dipietro

... and I bet it'd be "The Most Dramatic Rose Ceremony EVER!"





Hottest guy who should get an AIDS Test - Jose Theodore

Two words: Paris Hilton. 'Nuff said.





Hottest Guy whose Name I can Never Remember - Brad Stuart

Who?





Hottest Guy that's Engaged to a Cougar - Jarret Stoll

He's 26, Rachel Hunter (Rod Stewart's ex) is 39. You go girl!





Hottest Guy that looks like a Soap Opera Star - Sheldon Souray

Like sands through the hourglass...





Hottest Guy I've met at the Roxy - Shane O'Brien (Tie) Brent Seabrook

Don't try and figure out which blog story is from which guy... you will lose.





Hottest Old Guy - Mike Modano (Tie) Brendan Shanahan

These men brought to you by Viagra!







Hottest Ottawa Senator - Mike Fisher

Runners up: Wade Redden, Jason Spezza

He's dating Carrie Underwood... but I'd let him dig his key into my 4-wheel drive!





Hottest Guy that is my Future Husband - Taylor Pyatt

Easy, Breezy, Beautiful...





Hottest Sell Out - Sidney Crosby

This guy has peddled everything from Tim Hortons to Upper-Deck to Reebok to Gatorade... Props for looking awesome shirtless though!





Hottest Eskimo that Nailed a Country Broad - Jordin Tootoo

Oh I'm sorry... Inuit that made love to a sweet girl? I'm talking Kellie Pickler here people! She may be slightly retarded but she's got blonde hair and big boobs and that's what's important, right?





Hottest Babyface - Kari Lehtonen (Tie) Derick Brassard

Runners up: Gilbert Brule, Mason Raymond

Don't worry... they're legal!





Hottest Calgary Flame - Rene Bourque

Runners up: Matthew Lombardi, Mike Cammalleri

They're so hot... they're on FIRE! (Sorry, couldn't help myself.)





Hottest Guy that shares a name with a Hypnotist - Marc Savard

You are getting sleepy... veeeery sleepy. Hope it's not GHB!





Hottest Guy that's Banged Elisha Cuthbert - Sean Avery

Runner up: Dion Phaneuf

Gotta love a guy that fights dirty and calls another dude out for having his sloppy seconds!





I've Been Unfaithful

Let me explain. My beautician whom I have been seeing faithfully every 2 weeks for almost a year decides to go on vacation the week of Resurrection Sunday. It wasn't too bad because my hair was already done, but this week the burgundy hair color started to look red with brown high-lights! I assure you it looks worst than it sounds. So I needed to get my hair done ASAP. The thing is I can't walk into just any salon because as a short hair card caring girl of over 10+ years (I cut my first pixie cut at 13 years old) I have learned not everyone can style short hair. So one of my younger sisters in Christ took me to a salon her mother goes to (If you're not from the West Indies it would be hard to explain why I went in at 6:30pm and didn't get out until midnight, lol) and the end result was AMAZING! She cut my hair (just the way I wanted it) and dyed it dark brown (it looks black) and curled it so that I wouldn't have any work to do with my hair for the next week and a half! I can say it was worth the wait......the problem now is seeing my beautician when she comes back. The fact that I went to someone else will be obvious (new cut & color) so I will need your prayers that she doesn't do any damage to my hair or me, lol. Now let's look at that from a spiritual level really quick.
We are in that position everyday, we sin and the evidence is obvious to God. He can see the stains on our garments, the stench that can't be hidden with perfume. The amazing thing is that He takes us back every single time, cleans us up and puts us on our feet and in the right direction every single time. But He does tell us this one thing "....go and sin no more" (John 8:11). I looked up the word repent recently and came to this amazing realization: when you repent you turn away from the sin that cause the separation between you and God. You are in one direction and when you seek God's forgiveness, you turn and walk in the opposite direction. So that had me wondering, those of us (and I include me) who sin, ask God for forgiveness, sin, ask God for forgiveness for the same thing, we have to realize that we're not repenting. If we were, we wouldn't have to keep going back to God about the same thing over and over. We need to come before God, place the problem before Him, LEAVE IT THERE, and walk in the opposite direction. Need an example on how to approach God in prayer about a sin, repent, and go back into fellowship with God? Read Psalm 51. David, who was called "A Man after God's Own Heart", practically, committed every single sin when you read about the story about him and Bathsheba. But he didn't let the sin prevent him from getting back into fellowship with God. He went before God asking for a clean heart and a right spirit, something that we have to ask for ourselves. You must remember your heart affects everything; it's what's in your heart that affects the way you act and behave..... Wow. I didn't mean to go on like that, but it needs to be said sometimes. And you know what they say "sharing is caring". Be blessed.

Monday, April 20, 2009

All You Can Eat? Want to Bet?

So, I hung out with my Youth President Monday. We were looking for a restaurant for my cousin's Bachelor Party (we're Christian folk so that excludes strip clubs, booze and all the things you wished you never did). Any who, we went to this restaurant in Queens called Green Fields. It's this Brazilian style place that runs like a buffet (if you knew how much my cousin eats in under an hour, you would understand why we picked this place) and the cool part is they have this stop and go system that controls the meat. It looks like a salt and pepper shaker, it is green on one side and red on the other. You put it on green and they keep coming to you with different types of meats. I actually had to slow down believe or not; but it was only because I am working with a disabled mouth (I haven't had my root canals yet). But when my teeth are done, I will be back for vengeance and they will regret it! (Insert evil laugh here, lol).

Sunday, April 19, 2009

My Day!

This is the Day that the Lord has made; I will rejoice and be glad in it! Imagine if you said that everyday as a declaration? You will have your whole mood set. I have been thinking lately about how to make my day even better. I have been making sure I did simple things like: smiling more, greeting people in the morning, and thinking about how I can be more productive for others instead of just myself. I want to be able to help others, to make a difference in the lives of those who need a listening ear, a helping hand, etc. I am going to figure out how to make others day better and that will help make mine better as well.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

My Day - Chapter one: After School

This is a true story of what happened to me yesterday. I actually planned on writing about the whole thing in one entry, but i ended up writing it in novel form. So this will be the first chapter of that day. I have future plans of gathering some of my blogs like this to make them into a book.

My day on April 17th, 2009 started like any other day, but the real story started after school. Kirsty, Grace, and I met up at our school's courtyard, our normal after school hangout. Justin, Krysta, and Patrick were there too. After a few minutes of talking and teasing, we all decided it was time to go home. The warm breeze blew through my hair, with the bright sunray shining down on us. It felt superb, like nothing bad is in this world, my worries of homework and life had drifted away like the dirt on my shoe.

When we got to the intersection, a car stopped on the other side of the street. A petit girl with raven black hair tied in a ponytail came out. It was April. We all crossed the road when the light turned green to meet up with April. She was especially cheery and jumpy.

"I made it! It went perfect!" exclaimed April.
"Congratulations! You're now officially opening up your crape business?" I replied.
"Yup! But I can't believe it was so easy! I spent all night preparing for this interview and all they did was look at my proposal and said I’m good. I'm still happy though! I'm getting $3000 from them and I just got my math test mark back this morning, I got 100%!" said April.
“I’m so happy for you!” said Grace.
“I’m so envious! See Patrick? I told you April was going to be more successful than you!” I said jokingly.
“wh-wh-WHAT? Uhhgg. I’m just lazy! You’ll see, you’ll see!” Patrick shouted in his defence. Everyone laughed at him. He’s such a typical easy target to make fun off.

“You guys hungry? My dad made a lemon moraine pie, but it’s way too sweet for me. I had one bite this morning and it made me feel sick! We’re going to throw it out, unless you guys want it?” asked April.
“AH! Of course! I’m so hungry!” exclaimed Grace.
“And Patrick will eat anything.” I added.
“Really?” April laughed.
“Yea it’s true, and I don’t grow fat either!” Patrick confirmed.

Everyone agreed that they were hungry and that they will help April waste less food. We took our time getting to April’s house, because the weather was too nice to go inside. We walked in our usual formation; the girls cluster in the front chatting and giggling, while the guys follow a few metres behind either whispering or talking loudly. Actually, talking loudly is an understatement describing the volume of their voice.

“Guys wait out here for a second, ok? I got to ask my dad if you guys can come in first.” said April.
“Yea sure of course.” I replied. April hopped off into her house happily.
“Her success makes me feel disappointed at myself. She’s not even a senior in high school yet, but she’s already starting her own business!” I said to myself, not realizing I was talking out loud.
“Well that’s April for ya!” said Krysta. That stopped my thinking process and made me realize what I just said.
“I am very happy for her though.” I added. I didn’t want anyone to think I was jealous or anything, though I might be, I’ll just be in denial about it.

April’s door opened again. “You guys can come in!” She yelled. Everyone rushed to get inside and get the first piece of the pie.

The pie looked normal enough, though it had more cream than I would like. The first bite was taken by Patrick, typical. “mmm it’s good!” said Patrick in satisfaction.
“But it’s so sweet!” April countered.
I took a spoon full to see who was right. My eyes widened and I made a fish face. My right eye started to twitch slightly.
“What’s wrong with your face?!” Grace asked.
“I just make weird faces when I eat.” I lied.
“See I told you it was too sweet” April insisted.
“No, actually, it’s more sour than sweet to me.” I said. That was why my face had those unrecognizable expressions. The pie was way to sour. But I was hungry too so I had some more. I was getting all the crust, because they were the most editable part in the pie to me.
“Yea it’s pretty sour” Said Kirsty, who had stopped eating.
Patrick used his fork and swirled his fork in circular motion to get all the cream.
“Ew Patrick” Said April.
“What? Just helping you finishing the pie. The cream is good!” said Patrick.
“Why are you so gross Patrick, stop that.” said Justin as he scoops a piece of the pie where Patrick didn’t ruin.
“I think he just ruined the pie.” Said Krysta.
“Yea…” I put my fork down. The pie was a big mess, and most of the crust was eaten.

No one else touched the pie. “You guys done?” asked April. Everyone replied yes, so April threw out the last few pieces. No one was actually full, but it was a good teaser. The pie made me hungrier, but at the same time I felt a bit fat. I had quite a bit of cream, and I felt my teeth were rotting.

“April could we play Ping-Pong?” Asked Justin.
“Yea! I got to pwn this noob.” Added Patrick.
“Yeah right!” Justin shot back.
“Sure, go for it.” Said April.
“Ohh! And I haven’t seen you basement yet, I’m going too!” I said as I followed the guys down the stairs.

The basement was cool, with a refreshing scent. The guys had already started their Ping-Pong match. There was a large red couch behind the Ping-Pong table. I walked towards it and sat down. Patrick was on the side that was closer to the couch. His boxers were showing due to his useless belt. The low ridding style really makes his butt look flat, but I didn’t want to comment on that. Noises were herd from the stairs, as four pairs of feet walked down. The girls came down to share the couch with me. April brought her piano homework.
“Is that harmony? Graced asked April ask she peeked at April’s homework.
“No, they’re music analysis. Gahh! I don’t get it!” April replied.
“Let me see!” said Grace as she took the booklet from April.

A small orange ball flew pass my head.
“Whoa!” Kirsty and I said simultaneously.
“Sorry bought that!” Justin apologized as Patrick ran behind the couch to get the Ping-Pong ball.
“How dare you!” I shouted and got to the Ping-Pong ball first. I threw the Ping-Pong ball at him, but he dodged it. Everyone was laughing; I chuckled at the sight of Patrick running after the ball, again.
“That’s for almost hitting us!” I exclaimed.
“Wh-wh-what?” Patrick stuttered, “It wasn’t even me! Justin was the one who smashed the Ping-Pong ball!”
“Well I blame you because you’re closer,” I replied, “I’m going to use the washroom now.” I flipped my hair back and walked up the stairs.

I was on my monthly. Mother Nature’s gift to me. I hate it. Some times I wished I was a guy so I wouldn’t have to deal with this, but no, I’m a girl. I changed my pad because I wasn’t allowed to use tampons. My mother thinks it’s bad and I might loose my virginity to it. She said I’m only allowed to use it after I marry my prince charming. Just then, sharp laughter pierced through the silence in the washroom. After I finished my business I went back into the basement. The girls were on the couch laughing.

“What’s so funny? What happened?” I asked with a confusing face.
“Justin’s butt is nicer than Patrick’s!” Said Grace.
I looked over at the boys, they were still playing Ping-Pong. Their position had been switched; Justin was now closer to the couch with his back towards the girls. April was going crazy, she one of those girls that laugh non-stop at things. I must admit, it was funny, and so true.

I sat back down again. The guys switched back to their original position. Patrick’s flat backside was facing us.

“Pull up your pants Patrick” said April.
“What? I like my pants low like that.” Replied Patrick.
“you know what I’ll pull them up for you” I said as I moved closer to Patrick.
“What are you doing…” said Patrick in a suspicious voice as he backed away from me.
“I’m going to pull up your pants for you since you refuse to do it yourself.” I smirked.
“I don’t like that look,” said Patrick, “I know you’re going to give me a wedgy!” Patrick started to run around to the other side of the Ping-Pong table.
“Trap him!” I shouted. Justin blocked Patricks way. All the girls got off the couch to grab Patrick. He was actually hard to catch, he found a seat beside the Ping-Pong table and sat down. He had a satisfied smile on his face. “You can’t give me a wedgy now! HA!” he said. “What ever, I’ll get you another time.” I said.

“Hey guys, want to go outside?” asked April, “It’s so nice outside!”
“Yeah I want to go outside too.” Agreed Kirsty.
“Alright! Let’s go.” Said Krysta as she smiled.
“Are you guys almost done?” Grace asked the guys.
“Yeah I’ll win in a few second.” Said Justin as he makes another smash at Patrick. The Ping-Pong ball went flying.
“Win? More like lose!” said Patrick.
“Hurry up! Said the impatient Kirsty.

Justin and Patrick put their paddle down. “Alright, let’s go.” Justin said.
Everyone walked up the stairs. Kirsty took her backpack. I took the hint that she didn’t plan on coming back, so I took mine too. Grace probably saw that so she asked me to pass her backpack to her. We put on our shoes and went outside.

and we all went home! the end! ...JUST KIDDING! well this is getting a bit long, so i'm ending the first chapter here. I'll start working on the next one soon.

Edit: Next Chapter's up! My Day - Chapter 2: The Bus Ride
~Lily

Empty Me.....Please!

I think I am talking to myself more than anyone else these days. God has been dealing with me about seeking Him and consecrating myself. It is easier said than done but with all the ministries I am in, I see why I need to be constantly on my face and in His presence. I was listening to a song on my way to a Women's Service called "Empty Me". That song said everything I wanted to say. And to add to it, the minister at the service said the same thing. She discussed how we need to go before the Lord and ask Him to remove the appetite for the things that are not of Him and replace it with the cravings that He placed in us. We struggle with things in our lives that are not of God but if we remember the word the Bible tells us that whatever we bind on earth is bound in heaven and whatever we loose on earth is loose in heaven. We have to remember that when we ask God to remove something that we ask Him to replace it with something else that is of God. Perfect example: the fruits of the spirit and the fruits of the flesh. We need to be removed and emptied of the remnants and traces of the old man and be replaced completely with the new man that is in Christ Jesus.

Friday, April 17, 2009

It's Time To Make A Move!

We (Christians) are so dormant sometimes. We have this amazing gift that is Jesus Christ in our life but we don't share it like we should. There are so many lost souls out there looking for something, someone to fill that God-shaped hole inside of them and we look the other way instead of introducing them to the solution. It's time to start a revolution! To go back to the old school methods! God is still the God He was yesterday, He can still move in amazing ways and do miracles. Will you let Him use you to bring others to Christ? It's time for us to make a move, stand up, and stand out for Jesus! Be blessed.
 

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