poop on your face

A post I wrote on a forum of a video web site
it's called take180.com and it's just AMAZING!
challenges with awesome prices, videos of your choice and stories!

If you're wondering why poop on your face is the title, well there's a simple explanation. It's one of my favorite phrases to say, especially when it's super silent.

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Teacher: ok class you can start doing your homework so you wont have to bring the heavy textbooks home!

*Everyone silents does their work*

Lily(me whispering):....psstt... April!
April:...?
Lily:poop on your face!

*Everyone turns to look at me*

Lily:...what?
April: I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW HER!
Lily: but of course you do!

*Everyone starts to laugh*

Teacher: settle down class! continue working please! and you! be quiet Lily, or you'll end up outside of my class
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ah what a wonderful short story on how i use that phrase huh?

anyways, i'll start the introduction i guess.

i am lily, currently 16 and lives in Ontario.

i am one of those Banana you could say; Yellow on the outside and white on the inside. i was born in china, but immigrated with parents to Canada when i was in grade 3. i now have a horrible weird somewhat English somewhat Taiwanese accent when i speak Mandarin and my parents divorced 2 or 3 years ago. i have somewhat of a Taiwanese accent due to the fact that i watch way to many Taiwanese dramas... i turn to the online community for entertainment and dealing with my parents divorce, because i was close with both my parents. my dad was the one who kinda of broke away, he moved out and now enjoys his life with many other women. my mom being the traditional Chinese she is, is sobbing over this divorce every single day. (traditionally divorces don't even happen in china, but now more and more people are, yet my mom refuses to believe she lives in the year 2009). She not only doesn't want to go out to find another partner, she is driving me crazy by not allowing me to or lecturing me about how i need a stable job a house, finished university education, and many, many more. now you see why i choose to ignore her most of the time and surf online for interesting videos?

that's a bit about my personal life, so now on with the professional. i'm a full time high school student, no part time jobs or anything. yes, i'm lazy and random and weird, deal with it :) i started to get into photography in grade 8 because of my dad. i moved on in grade 10 because a few of my friends. we wanted to make a fun random video to make fun of one of our friend Patrick Ho. so we made fan club videos for him. They're uploaded on my youtube channel and "Patrick Ho Fan club" on Facebook. you guys should join the group :P no one's active there anymore >.< we got tired of making fun of him! D:
and my youtube channel's in my signature thing, along with my blog and web site.
now after we made the funny fan videos, i realized how fun it was and decided to use my ancient youtube account. i originally made it to watch videos, but at that time i only had dial up so the internet was way too slow for me to watch any videos online. thus i never touch youtube since. but now i have cable and i constantly upload new videos full of bundles of me!

i'd tell you more about me but i think this is already a bit too much :P

you know what they say! TMI TMI TMI!

~Lily

Brit Brit's Real Voice

Peeps... You know I love Britney. But I had to show you this. Maybe I should be a singer after all?

Who Would You Do?

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to a brand new episode of everyone's favourite game show... Say it with me now... Who. Would. You .Dooooo?!

Please play along at home by leaving a comment with your answers!

Our first contestant today is Seth Rogan. He's funny, he smokes a lot of weed, and best of all he's from Vancouver! What do you think? Do-able?


No? What about the new and improved, cut-back-on-the-munchies or perhaps switched-to-the-white-stuff Seth Rogen?

You know you would! We all saw that scene in Zack and Miri Make a Porno! Mmmm.

Contestant numero deux is everyone's favourite SNL funnyman Andy Samberg without whom we would have never had a huge motorcycle jumping ramp in the Cloverdale Fairgrounds for months last year. Take a lookie-loo:

Not impressed? Or do you have the same response as my sister Nicole "I'd do his personality" Douma? Well try this one...


I know what you're thinking: "He can put his dick-in-my-box anyday!"

Last but not least we have a Who Would You Do Showdown... Who Would You RATHER Do? Jeremy Piven or Adrian Grenier. Both are Entour-ific stars ripping it up on everyone's favourite male soap opera. It's a close call.

Jeremy (we're on a first name basis) has that little-man Napoleon power complex thing going on... HOT.


Adrian has that chill, I'm too cool to brush my hair thing going on... Also HOT.


I can't decide! Input please!

Hey Mickey!

About a month ago I went out with a guy a few times who we will refer to as Mickey.

The whole thing had me confused. We went out 5 times... never cuddled, never made out... never did anything except peck goodbye once and I initiated it. But he still kept asking me to hang out. I couldn't really figure out if I liked him or not. I was kinda waiting for the make-out stage... because that can be a deal maker or breaker, but it never happened.

Then he started to annoy me. I had told him that I'm scared of semi-trucks on the freeway... so when we were driving to Abbotsford he thought it would be funny to drive alongside one. Sorry if I don't laugh when I'm scared for my life. He also was telling me that he was going to get Nitrous for his car. REALLY? NOS? Who are you, Vin Diesel? He also texted me all the time, even after I told him I hate having long text convos back and forth. If you want to talk CALL me! All we did was make fun of each other. It was almost like he was my annoying little brother that I wanted to punch.

Eventually I just started ignoring his texts. He got the hint. Sad Mickey.

I saw on Facebook the other day that he got in a fight this weekend. Good call Danielle.

Something New

I love discovering new things. New Hairstyles, trends, music, art, etc. it makes me excited! I was on the train today listening to my new fav today: Brooke Fraser's (Ligertwood) Albertine album and I wanted to see the video again for Shadowfeet. So I was going through her videos and came across a song she sung with Hillsong United called "Hosanna". There are no words to describe the way I felt when I heard that song. It was amazing! My favorite verse in the song is "I see a generation, rising up to take the place; with selfless faith, selfless faith. I see a near revival, stirring as we pray and seek; we're on our knees, we're on our knees." The song is an empowering for the Youth of today. She is an anointed songwriter, and I don't say that to say it. I am very picky about certain songs I listen to, but when you read her lyrics you see she is a vessel being used by the Lord. I pray her continue strength. I am so excited because she is in the studio working on her third album, which means I will be able to see her when she tours the US. So excited!

Procrastination Never Pays

Waiting to the last minute to get something done used to be my motto. I used to strive under pressure, nowadays I feel like I am done for when I wait to the 11th hour. So today is the last day to file taxes. Mine are done only because I had some one do it for me but I have seen people deliberately wait until the last minute and now they are running around like a chicken without a head. We have to remember that tomorrow isn't promised to anyone, it's better to accept Jesus into your heart today than to die and be lost tomorrow. To think that tomorrow is promised to us makes us foolish; it's by God's grace we can wake up and see another day. So I ask you my friend: do you know Jesus as your personal Savior? If not, why don't you let Him in? This it the 11th hour; will you let it come and go and lost your chance?

Am I Strong Enough?

The day is getting closer and closer for me to deliver my sermon for Bible School and I feel like my stomach is forming a mosh pit when I think about it. I have delivered the word before but I always feel like they should use someone else. Why use me? Am I strong enough to deliver a message? I know that fear is a spirit that is not given by God. "For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind." So I will tell myself "I can do ALL things through Christ which strengthen me" (Phil. 4:13). So, I will have to take deep breaths and pray I don't pass out. LOL, keep me in prayer.